Soak 8 wooden skewers in water for 10 minutes while you prepare the chicken.
Slice the chicken breasts lengthwise into long strips that are about 1/2 inch thick.
Season chicken strips on all sides with 1 1/2 tablespoons ranch seasoning and thread onto wooden skewers. Heat grill to medium-high (or heat a tablespoon of coconut oil in a cast iron skillet over medium-high). Add chicken to grill (or skillet) and cook 5 minutes, flip and cook another 4 to 5 minutes or until chicken is cooked through and no longer pink. Remove chicken and rest for 5 minutes before serving.
Meanwhile make the Ranch Dressing. Place all the ingredients a large jar and shake vigorously until well combined.
Place dressing in a dish to dip chicken satay. Garnish with thyme. Store extras in airtight container for up to 4 days. Can be frozen for up to 1 month. To reheat chicken, place on a lightly greased skillet for 2 minutes per side or until heated to your liking.